No time for gossip

​I have no time for gossip
I have no time for satire and news,
I do fancy Naga Munchetty however, her good looks for me does amuse.

I have no time for drama
That can f@ck right off,
If I receive the silent treatment, then great! So treat like your old stuff, when you put it in the loft.

I have no time for gossip
It’s fickle, timid and delayed,
I am into the philosophical, as politics and gossip isn’t it,
I like to respond with my dark humour and quick fire witt.

I hate gossip
So get a life if you do,
If you want to talk about others, or the latest stuff, 
Then please f@ck off, that is quite enough. 😉

Jason
27th January 2026